Mr. Ed (The Talking Horse) Runs for Congress
Q: How did you get into politics?
A: Well Wilbur, I organized a sh*t-in. I got a bunch of horses together in
Q: What was this for?
A: Well, Wilbur I was angry that Nick at Nite pulled my show and we weren’t going to stop until they met our demands.
A: Sadly no, Wilbur. But I did learn from my sh*tty experience. I was hooked on looking out for horses and the disenfranchised everywhere.
A: Well Wilbur, frankly I have been disgusted by the
A: Well Wilbur, yes I am. Sure most people could just go to the store and purchase the stuff. But, it is much harder for talking horses and the millions of poor who don’t have access to money.
A: Frankly the doors are too small to accommodate my muscular figure, Wilbur. I used to have Wilbur buy my supplies for me, but he hasn’t been much use to me since he died.
A: (Whinny and wild aggressive nodding.)
A: A talking horse has its way, Wilbur. A talking horse has its ways.
A: Well Wilbur, the government could give free carrots and peanut butter if it wasn’t paying so much money for this war.
A: (Whinny and wild aggressive nodding.)
A: Well Wilbur, I’m glad you asked. I propose that we eliminate pavement and go back to dirt roads.
A: (Whinny and wild aggressive nodding.)
A: Well Wilbur, I would make cars bigger so that talking horses everywhere can drive. Also I would mandate horse as a required foreign language in elementary school and hoofology as a valid alternative to gym. I would consider heavily subsidizing the hay industry, while taxing owners with small dogs that yelp a lot. Also Neil Patrick Harris would have to be my new personal slave while Clay Aiken would have to clean my teeth.
A: (Whinny and wild aggressive nodding.)
A: (Whinny and wild aggressive nodding.) America needs leaders, Wilbur. Americans needs Mr. Ed.
Congress links:
* Technorati * Wikipedia * Finish What Ya Started * Bush Order: Spy on Journalists
* President Bush Hates NY and NJ * The Supreme Court Doesn't Matter To Them
* Iraq: The Prisoner Abuse Continues * Will my Vote Count?
* Congressional Probe of NSA Spying Is in Doubt
Congressional Races links:
* Technorati * Wikipedia
Mr. Ed links:
* Technorati * Wikipedia
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