Thank God there are Republicans fighting for our kid's right to Cola in the school. Ant Bytes in the Phillyburbs blog orgasmically mocks "Clinton, a man notorious for a life-long failure to curb his personal appetites" in his recent entry: Pro-Choice Clinton: “No More Coke for You.”
Clinton along with "fat cat teacher's union" single handily dismantled gym class in order to limit the personal beverage choices for children. Bill is able to lead this "crusade," because of he was a paid adviser for Dubai in the port deal. This is all a part of a secret liberal group that plans to run this country into the ground.
How secret? It's so secret that it can't be found. The last time I checked the Republicans control all three branches of government. Clinton as always is fair game, after all he was president 6+ years a go. Clearly he is responsible for everything bad that has happened since Bush took office: the Iraq war, Dubai port deal, Hurricane Katrina aftermath, indictments of Bush officials, corruption charges against GOP members. Geez... Clinton sure has been busy behind the scenes. More busy then he was when he was president!
There are a lot of illogical ramblings by Conservative nut jobs on the internet, but this one tops this week's list for it's cleverness. Apparently childhood obesity can be linked to unions, port security, liberals, constitutional rights, and abortion. Damn. I think his post killed some of my brain cells. Mission Accomplished!
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* comedy * humor * funny * silly * politics * president * george bush * republican * democrat
* conservative * liberal * congress * entertainment * pop culture * Dubai * obesity * cola
* Clinton * Teacher's Union * port security * union * Hurricane Katrina * indictment * Iraq
* constitutional rights * abortion * Phillyburbs * Ant Bytes * Coke
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