Long hail the reign of King George."I'm the Decider. I decide. The decider has decided on laws," said President Bush as he banged the lecturn with his fist. "Lawyers. Laws. I break 'em to fix 'em. It's hard work. Terrorists. I'll decide. Democrats: No agenda."
Reporters were stunned by the announcement and quickly consulted their Bush to English Translation Dictionary.
"I think he's saying he is above the law," said Peter Fanneli of the Washington Post.
"That is ridiculous. The president was attacking Democrats for having no agenda and for creating bad laws in the first place. Thank God we have a president with the courage to break laws in order to fix them," said Marsha Hemsley of the Washington Journal.
Bush ended his speech on a high note, speaking of the difficulties that lied ahead for the American people.
"We will prevail! Freedom. 9/11," shouted Bush as an eggplant colored Karl Rove silently took him away.
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yes the song on my site right now is dedicated to him as of this minute....
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