Sunday, March 05, 2006

Fox March 12: Free Ride

Well kids, Free Ride is moving to Sundays starting March 12th following Family Guy. You can expect a review using our patented beer-o-meter. For those unfortunate souls who are unfamiliar; the beer-o-meter rating system is based on the number of beers that need to be consumed to make a show viewable. This will be one for the record books. I'm calling in the reinforcements: a case of the Beast (That’s Milwaukee’s Best to you.) and a 40oz of Colt 45. Expect Billy Dee Williams sophistication with a blue color fighting spirit. Hopefully my wife will love me enough to call an ambulance in the unfortunate event of a Fox related alcohol poisoning. Trust me this would not be an isolated incident at least not for me. This show is so horrible that it makes the Teletubbies look like the Simpsons. Excuse me for being blasphemous. I digress; Fox has cornered the market on stupid comedies. This fine gem will not make the network known for turds shine any brighter than the turd it has become.
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Blogger Tom G said...

This could be a dangerously drunk experiment. Not sure which looks worse, Free Ride or The Loop.

And don't just restrict it to Fox. Even 10 minutes during The Oscars I was told to watch Sons & Daughters. Looks bad to me. Maybe we should predict the beer level, stock up, and then reveal the actual ratings.

3/05/2006 11:37:00 PM  
Blogger Mike K said...

Hmmm... Sons and Daughters by the creators of SNL. The last time SNL was somewhat funny was about... 10 years ago? Perhaps they should tell us what generation of SNL creators, because if it is Anthony Michael Hall era, I will have to stay away!

3/06/2006 12:31:00 PM  

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