Monday, June 30, 2008

Ass Clown Is Such a Jokester

Whenever people look back and wonder what the hell happened, all they need to do is look at the so-called media, especially the crazies and idiots who had an inordinate amount of influence. No one besides Bill Kristol may serve as a better representation than Hugh Hewitt, a gigantic ass clown who should never be allowed anywhere near the mainstream media.

From his June 25th broadcast:

HEWITT: By the way, I -- I'm still trying to find two tickets to the Ohio State-USC game. And none of the USC people will give up their tickets to me. I'd pay fair price. They -- they know Ohio State's gonna slaughter the Trojans. They know that they're gonna slaughter the Trojans, and therefore they do not want me there at the bloodbath, since it's probably the last football game we'll ever get to see before the United States gets blown up by the Islamists under Obama. I -- I would like to see Ohio State slaughter USC. This is what I'm living for right now. I'm keeping -- all the bad news, I just focus on the Ohio State upcoming slaughter of USC. So if you are a USC fan willing to sell me two or perhaps even three USC tickets to the Ohio State game, hugh@hughhewitt.com, or if you're a Buckeye fan with those tickets back in Ohio, I'll trade you some Browns tickets. New York Giants, Monday night game? Think about it. Hugh Hewitt Show.

Then, on one of the weekend shows he claimed it was taken out of context and meant as irony. Well, here's the definition of irony:

1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2. Literature.
a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b. (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3. Socratic irony.
4. dramatic irony.
5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6. the incongruity of this.
7. an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
8. an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc.

Let's see...the only definition you could even try to defend is humorous. Well, that is funny...to joke about the deaths of thousands of Americans under an Obama presidency. What is ironic is that Hewitt can make this assertion when:

1 - 9/11 happened under a Republican administration
2 - Thousands of Americans have died in a war in Iraq against a country that never attacked us lead by a Republican administration

Hugh Hewitt - what an ass clown!


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