Terrorists Gave Me a Cold

Golly gee, am I sick! And darn tooting livid to boot. No one I know but me is sick. Gertrude down the street says her daughter is sick. But she's more than 200 miles away in Raleigh, so I doubt that could have been the reason. Unless germ travel through the phone. Besides that, not a single person I know is sick.

I'm guessing it was some type of chemical attack or something. I do support our troops and all so it makes perfect sense for those animals to attack me. And I have all kinds of symptoms - headaches, nausea, vomiting, runny nose, and a cough. I even swear I have spots on my skin. Or else the chemicals infected my seeing. Stupid doctor claims I just have a cold. He did look a little dark, Dr Kumar. He's probably in cahoots with those terrorists. My God, what if I have anthrax or lupus? Terrorists gave me a cold.

- Lorraine Sumerdale

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