What Will It Take To Get Pittsnogled?

"Please call me so I don't have to Pittsnogle you!"

With another basketball season starting and no Pittsnogle on a NBA roster, I am starting to think it is a conspiracy. Why else to explain why the greatest college basketball player ever has not had a chance to prove his skills in the NBA. At a minimum he would average 40 points a game with 15 rebounds and 5 3 pointers a night. If he tries, Wilt's record would be in trouble every single game. See, that's called being Pittsnogled! And every game that goes by without Pittsnogle is a travesty of the highest magnitude.

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*basketball*NBA *Pittsnogle *You’ve Been Pittsnogled!