If I Had a Million Dollars

Can't believe I just quoted that crappy Barenaked Ladies song...

Anyway, thanks to friend Matt P I have some monumental news that I'm sure interests all Life is Crap readers. Apparently Corey Haim is having a garage sale and we are all invited. Well, as long as you have access to a computer.

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZmetrobrit

My favorite is the original Silver Bullet jacket. I know, I'm with you - I thought it was already in The Smithsonian. But you can have it with a starting bid of only $11,000 or can buy it now for $16,000. Sometimes I really wish I were a millionaire so I could build the greatest play room in the history of mankind. Besides this jacket in a glass case, I would have a keyboard on my floor a la Big, that sex toy swingy thing Tommy Lee had on Cribs, that snowboarding video game I played at Pinball Pete's in Ann Arbor when I was in college, a secret compartment in a roating wall that moves when you grab the secret book, and that laundry thing in Webster. That would rock!

Anyway, if anyone wants to chip in with me to buy the greatest jacket ever, just let me know.

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*pop culture*Corey Haim *Silver Bullet*jacket*Ebay