Hannity & Colmes

Props to Murdoch's corporation for realizing that perception is everything. Hannity & Colmes is a delightful show which pits the jock against the dork. It's like high school all over again; But instead of using muscle against brains, it's conservative versus liberal ideology.

Sean is the stereotypical tough guy conservative.

Sean Hannity, the conservative pundit looks like a tough charismatic football player with the hot cheerleader girlfriend. Alan Colmes, the liberal pundit looks like he still lives with his mom and couldn't get a date to save his life.

Colmes: Not even fit to carry Anthony Michael Hall's jock strap circa 1984

Sean controls the show and the topic. He's always right, because God loves him.

Alan Colmes is just lucky to have a job. If he wants to keep his job, he'll agree that Sean is right by the end of the debate.

Since this show is on the Fox News station, it is 100% fair and balanced. Hell, that's the station's motto so it must be true.

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