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Monday, September 24, 2007

It's Whiskey Time


With the inevitable demise of Sexy 2 weeks away (he'll start Sunday and light up the Bears), it's time to think about the future of the Bears. That future is also the past and he goes by the name of Kyle Orton. Dumbass football fans have been clamoring for Orton to start since the Bears won 10+ games in spite of him. That's right, in spite of.

So as far as I see it, all that's missing for Orton is a nickname. My suggestion is Whiskey. It's short. It's appropriate. It's catchy in a Sexy kinda way. And best of all, it's so Orton. Please share your suggestions with me.

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*football*NFL*Chicago*Bears*Sexy*Grossman *Sexy *Whiskey

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