Bush using Nixon speeches for inspiration

The White House has released a statement in which Bush and his speech writers admit to pouring through old Nixon speeches in order to borrow material and, as the President put it, "verbalismation...isms" to be used in upcoming Bush speeches.

This Nixon speech here, for example, is one that the Bush team has already crafted and readied for use. When Bush delivers the speech, in oh, say, about 6 months, only a few changes will have been made, including replacing the word "jews" with "muslims", the word "blacks" with "liberals" the word "Vietnam" with "Iraq", and the word "Cambodia" with "Afghanistan".

Please note that Mr. Nixon's symphonic, proliferating use of the "F" word may not make this piece suitable for playing at the office.

Enjoy.

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* comedy * humor * funny * silly * politics * president * george bush * republican * democrat * conservative * liberal * congress * Nixon * speech * White House * Iraq * Afghanistan * muslim * parody * Scott Dikkers * Peter Hilleren