An Invention that Can Save Lives
I know a lot about being lazy. I can spend hours on the couch watching movie after movie. In the end the only person I'm harming is myself.
When it comes to driving, I try to be a bit cautious. You can kill someone after all. The last thing I want to do is be involved in a accident.
So without further delay, let me get on top of my soap box and speak with you about a contraption that can save lives. It's been around for years, but not everyone seems to be aware of it.
This invention is called a turning signal. It's primary purpose is to show your fellow drivers what you are thinking of doing BEFORE you do it. No longer will you have to rely on ESP which has a very poor success rate.
This contraption looks like a stick and it's connected to the wheel. Hmmmmm.... I see some confused looks in the crowd. Ok... It's the stick on the left side of the wheel. Not the right! The left side! Ok. How many people don't know your right hand from your left? Jesus.... Ok. Half of you? Half of you are raising your hands!?! Well, that explains a lot.
Ok. Let me give an example. George W. Bush is on the right and Hillary Clinton is on the left.
As I was saying..the turn signal is on the left (Hillary Clinton) side of the steering wheel. You move it up to signal right. You move it down to signal left.
I understand that this is really hard to comprehend. Not to mention that you will burn a half of calorie if you do use it. There are a couple of advantages to modifying your driving technique to include usage of this fine contraption.
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * politics * president * george bush * republican * democrat
* conservative * liberal * congress * entertainment * pop culture * drivers ed * car * automobile
* commute * death * turn signal * steering wheel * ESP * exercise * caution * highways * education
* idiot * stupid * horrible * bad drivers
When it comes to driving, I try to be a bit cautious. You can kill someone after all. The last thing I want to do is be involved in a accident.
So without further delay, let me get on top of my soap box and speak with you about a contraption that can save lives. It's been around for years, but not everyone seems to be aware of it.
This invention is called a turning signal. It's primary purpose is to show your fellow drivers what you are thinking of doing BEFORE you do it. No longer will you have to rely on ESP which has a very poor success rate.
This contraption looks like a stick and it's connected to the wheel. Hmmmmm.... I see some confused looks in the crowd. Ok... It's the stick on the left side of the wheel. Not the right! The left side! Ok. How many people don't know your right hand from your left? Jesus.... Ok. Half of you? Half of you are raising your hands!?! Well, that explains a lot.
Ok. Let me give an example. George W. Bush is on the right and Hillary Clinton is on the left.
As I was saying..the turn signal is on the left (Hillary Clinton) side of the steering wheel. You move it up to signal right. You move it down to signal left.
I understand that this is really hard to comprehend. Not to mention that you will burn a half of calorie if you do use it. There are a couple of advantages to modifying your driving technique to include usage of this fine contraption.
- Your fellow drivers will know when you are going to turn or switch lanes.
- You might prevent yourself from getting into a car accident.
- You might prevent other people from getting into a car accident with you.
- You will make people happy.
- You will no longer have to rely on other people's mastery of ESP.
- You will appear smarter and earn respect from your fellow drivers.
- You may see a decrease in the number of obscene finger gestures and angry screaming heads.
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * politics * president * george bush * republican * democrat
* conservative * liberal * congress * entertainment * pop culture * drivers ed * car * automobile
* commute * death * turn signal * steering wheel * ESP * exercise * caution * highways * education
* idiot * stupid * horrible * bad drivers
posted by Mike K at 4/10/2007
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