Ted Haggard: Cured of Gayness!
I have had a revelation! Religion can cure homosexuality! The Rev. Ted Haggard has been healed of his terrible affliction through the power of prayer!
Ted Haggard: Why do all the attractive conservatives wander?
For those of you scratching your heads, Ted Haggard was an Evangelical preacher who spoke loudly against man on man gratification, but then paid a male prostitute for sex. Oops!
So what now? Ted has to leave Colorado Springs and the 14,000 strong New Life Church which he founded in his basement, so that the healing can begin.
Remember Jeff Gannon, the dashing conservative gay male escort in the White House press corps?
So was this just a case of "acting out"? Is this just a matter of Haggard not taming the gay man trapped inside his socially heterosexual body? Did he catch gay in the supermarket?
The world will never know and honestly no one cares except his followers who embrace the gay equals damnation mentality.
It's sad to me. Life is short. Is it really worth going around spreading hate? Maybe people should worry about themselves before they condemn other people. If I remember correctly that was written in the bible.
Tags:
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * New Life Church * Evangelical
* Ted Haggard * religion * homosexuality * gay * Colorado Springs * preacher * prostitute
* practice what you preach * Christian * bible * damnation * hate crime * idiot * evil * humanity
* conservative * George Bush * Jeff Gannon
Ted Haggard: Why do all the attractive conservatives wander?For those of you scratching your heads, Ted Haggard was an Evangelical preacher who spoke loudly against man on man gratification, but then paid a male prostitute for sex. Oops!
So what now? Ted has to leave Colorado Springs and the 14,000 strong New Life Church which he founded in his basement, so that the healing can begin.
Remember Jeff Gannon, the dashing conservative gay male escort in the White House press corps?So was this just a case of "acting out"? Is this just a matter of Haggard not taming the gay man trapped inside his socially heterosexual body? Did he catch gay in the supermarket?
The world will never know and honestly no one cares except his followers who embrace the gay equals damnation mentality.
It's sad to me. Life is short. Is it really worth going around spreading hate? Maybe people should worry about themselves before they condemn other people. If I remember correctly that was written in the bible.
Tags:
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * New Life Church * Evangelical
* Ted Haggard * religion * homosexuality * gay * Colorado Springs * preacher * prostitute
* practice what you preach * Christian * bible * damnation * hate crime * idiot * evil * humanity
* conservative * George Bush * Jeff Gannon
posted by Mike K at 2/06/2007
2 Comments:
Life is too short. Thing about the difference these gay-obsessed religious types could have made if they were obsessed with poverty instead. Just sayin'.
i think it was the damned toilet seat again :)
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