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Monday, February 19, 2007

Happy Frickin' President's Day

For the first time in 5 years I've had to work on a President's Day. And maybe that's why I more perturbed about it than usual. But to think that the most incompetent president ever who can't eat pretzels, ride a bike, or walk down stairs without risking his life will forever be celebrated alongside George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, and FDR is just plain weird and troubling. So I propose we just remake President's Day as a holiday for all president except the incompotent asshole. He can get his own holiday where us damn dirty hippies can celebrate his departure from politics and the far-right conservative wackos can pine for the good old days of Bush while complaining about the liberal media bias that has ended debate on whether the Earth revolves around the Sun.

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