Thursday, January 11, 2007

Battle of the Weirdos

Jackass versus the fat chick has escalated into a battle royal of monumental proportions involving a multitude of annoying personalities.
Donald Trump has enlisted the help of Star Jones while Rosie O'Donnell has gained the backing of Madonna and Barbara Walters. Mark my words... this is heating up to be the greatest celebrity fight of the zeroes.

The Donald with his muskrat hair piece

The Donald is definitely screwed and he knows it. Madonna has been working out now for a couple of years. She will be making Donald eat his toupee in less than 30 seconds. If that is not enough there is always Barbara Walters whose secret weapon is to bore people to tears. Add the plumpitude of Rosie who will sing show tunes for hours on end and you have a recipe for hell on earth.

Rosie: "Donald you be screwed. "

My heart goes out to you Donald. There is no way in hell that you will be getting out of this thing alive. Star Jones is no Jesus and frankly that is what you need more than anything right now. Best of luck to you big guy.

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Blogger betmo said...

i hope trump loses as he is a big loser. with all of his money- and fame- you would think he would either go bald or get a decent toupe. no- he continues to flaunt the dead red ferret on his head. not to mention that- while rosie isn't all that- she did have a point. he left his first wife for a much younger marla. then he left marla to date hot young models- until he married one. please. if the truth hurts- sucks for you.

1/13/2007 09:29:00 AM  
Blogger Mike K said...

The sad thing is that we all get dumber by paying attention to this stuff. How did this become national news?

1/13/2007 11:15:00 AM  

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