Son of God Disappointed by Election Results

HEAVEN. Jesus H. Christ, son of God is upset over the recent results of the U.S. mid-term elections. This is despite the recent revelation that the United States did not exist during his life time.

A sad Christ reflects on the demise of the Gingrich Revolution.

"I just don't understand it," said the dejected savior. "I died on the cross for this? I would never have approved of a grandma exerting that much authority over a nation with nuclear technology. Jesus."

Instead of being upset with the American people, Christ turned inward and blamed himself.

"I suppose it's my fault. I picked the dumbest man possible to do my bidding. What was I thinking," asked Jesus with downcast eyes. "Stay the course? A vote for the Democrats is a vote for the terrorists? The guy sounds like a total dick. Definitely not the kind of guy I would want to drink wine with."

At this point in the interview, Jesus was banging his head into the wall repeatedly.

"Stupid... Stupid... Stupid.... There goes the tax cuts. That's going to hurt," said Christ. "What's Paris Hilton going to do now? Lord knows she's too retarded to work for a living! Don't even get me started on those poor stem cells. Oh... The humanity!"

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* comedy * humor * funny * silly * politics * president * george bush * republican * democrat
* conservative * liberal * congress * entertainment * pop culture * religion
* religion and politics * religious right * election * 2006 * Paris Hilton * tax cuts * stem cells
* Jesus * son of God * the savior * terrorist * war on terror * Iraq * tax cuts * Gingrich * 1994