Monday, July 24, 2006

eBay Auction: Spend a Day with the Life is Crap Staff

It has come to my attention that the Comanchero Motorcycle Club has setup an eBay auction to spend eight hours with three or four of it's members. Included is the opportunity to visit the scene where 4 members were slain in 1984.

In a similar style, Tom and I would like to auction the chance to hang out with either one of us for a period of 2 hours. We will choose the activity and you will have to pay your own travel and lodging expenses. We'll also want gas money for picking up your lazy ass from the airport, train station, or bus station. It would also be nice if you bought us dinner and complimented us nonstop although it is not necessary.

Some activities we decided on include: washing my dog and doing laundry while watching Everybody Loves Raymond reruns, getting drunk with Tom and getting dumped in the middle of a Chicago ghetto without a shirt and cell phone, or getting stranded by Mike in Atlantic City without pants and cell phone. We'll let you choose the activity, because we are so easy going. No matter what, it will be exciting... at least for us or something.

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Blogger Tom G said...

I will bid $1 to hang out with you Mike

7/25/2006 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Corey Haim said...

We could spend the time watching my soon to be Academy Award nominated film "Universal Groove".

7/25/2006 05:08:00 PM  
Blogger melanaise said...

I will bid my gas money to drive up there.

It would be worth it to meet the dudes who are gonna be famous.

7/25/2006 05:38:00 PM  

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