My Two Dads Not The Biological Father

A young Giovanni Ribisi was apparently on this craptacular show

It is with despair that I must report that neither Michael Taylor or Joey Harris is the father of Nicole Bradford. It was revealed on "The Maury Povich Show" yesterday that in the case of Michael Taylor...you are not the father. Seconds later, Maury reported to the audience that in the case of Joey Harris...you are not the father. Pandemonium erupted on the stage.

For years, people have been pestering the two guys to take a paternity test to reveal who was the biological father of Nicole Bradford. Never in their wildest dreams did they believe that neither was the father. A devastated Nicole was found muttering, "My mom was a slut."

Nicole gained acclaim in the late '80s due to the popular TV show "My Two Dads" featuring Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan. Yet things have been difficult ever since she left the bright lights and the fans. Nicole has struggled with a myriad problems and thought knowing more about her past might lead down the road to recovery. But the shocking news yesterday just ripped opened old wounds. Here's hoping Nicole can repair the damage and find her biological father.

Tags: * comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * Nicole Bradford * Michael Taylor * Joey Harris * Dick Butkus * My Two Dads * Greg Evigan * Paul Reiser * Maury Povich * The Maury Povich Show