My Future Wife Turns 25
So, my future wife turns 25 today and I've forgotten to get her a present. That's probably just as well though. For some people might then refer to me as a stalker or at least assume I have some mental problems. But I know better. And even better, I have a plan.
So if you happen to see my future wife, Natalie Portman, please wish her a Happy 25th Birthday.
UPDATE: I added the picture as I was having lots of problems doing this at work on my other computer. It hated me today.
Tags:
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * Natalie Portman * actress
* hollywood * stalker * birthday * celebrity * future wife
posted by Tom G at 6/09/2006
5 Comments:
I happen to know her and will tell her...I didn't know you have such a fine ass future wife, and I also didn't know I talked to her daily. (we frequent the same slimy places, har har)
http://www.blogger.com/profile/13564412
Oh and one more thing- I awarded your blog the TGIF Award. Who should I email the code to? it's just sitting on my site now.
See tom, I told ya I knew her!
And now she is gonna read you!
Who do you ya love? huh? huh?
LOL
-Mel
Thanks! And my plan was to write a hit sitcom or movie and become famous in a Kevin Smith kind of way. Then, I would have my publicist contact her publicist for a date. On our date, I would wow her with my humor and wit and charm her with my sensitivity and win her over with my unconventional good looks.
This is definitely a lot easier.
Good, well she lives in Canada, likes to be spanked, and apparantly is fond of your weblog. Turns out she is bisexual.
So...I think a nice paddle would be a good present. She would enjoy that. (the kind with holes in it like the good ol days.)
Natalie Portman is mouth watering. Good choice for your future wife.
She is already engaged to me though. If you can hook me up with Devon Aoki, I will let you have her.
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