Monday, June 26, 2006

Feldman and Haim: Redux

It is with sick pleasure that I report that Corey Feldman and Corey Haim are back together again. The two thespians behind such classics as Lost Boys, License to Drive, and Dream a Little Dream are frantically trying to secure a deal for their new show: The Coreys. Both actors will be playing fictionized versions of themselves with much hilarity and wacky scenarios. The fetching bachelor, Corey Haim who once tried to auction his molar on eBay will harass Feldman who managed to snare a wife and procreate. It is not known whether or not the Feldman son and wife will appear in the comedy.

It is worth mentioning that much has changed in the Corey universe. Haim is no longer with Posh Spice and is relatively clean and sober (Only three dime bags of pot and 4 grams of cocaine a week). Feldman no longer raids Michael Jackson wardrobe and has renounced his former idol. There is even a rumor that after 35 years, Haim might secure his own place.

The possibilities are endless for this much heralded future pseudo reality comedy from the creators of Wife Swap and Survival of the Richest. As a result the public might be flooded with Corey related projects: a new CD from Feldman's Rock Band, Haim's eBay Auctions (dandruff, toilet seat, toothbrush, and magic nose goblin collection), Universal Groove special release DVD, the making of Universal Groove Collectors Edition DVD, Tickle Me Corey Feldman, and Autopsy Corey Haim doll.

I would like to send a thanks out to Bill and my sister-in-law for the update.

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Blogger Tom G said...


I've been missing my Corey fix almost as much as my Mike fix. Wow, you happened to satisfy both with one post. You truly are a the greatest American hero (sorry William Katt)

6/26/2006 02:04:00 PM  

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