Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Father's Day Gift for Gangsta Dad

Is your Pa an original gangsta? Does he bust out some phat rhymes and wears a lot of bling bling? Does he smoke a roach while talking about the hood and all the hoes he banged? If your answer is yes to any of the above questions, you must rush out and buy him this old school ring. It's so completely chill that it will silence the critics.

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Blogger melanaise said...

My dad IS bling bling..smokes roaches...and does enjoy a good ho story when he drinks...

"back when I was still married to your mother...." (this usually only happens with a Santa hat and Jagermeister (Sp?))

But he would kill me if I gave him a ring like that. Literally. I don't think he sees his own gangsta self.

How could he not? His house is like a damn armory...oh my god..I didn't even see it before...

Well, he doesn't speak ebonics. And he is in the Schola. Gangsta's don't do Chant at Mass.

But most Chanters don't smoke grass during the long Christmas homily.

"get off my ass, it's chrismas!!!"

I love you dad. (He isn't doing very well.)

6/15/2006 08:52:00 AM  
Blogger RC said...

that's hip...i wish i could be so cool.

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

6/15/2006 07:14:00 PM  

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