Conservative Drug User Can't Get it Up
Conservative talk show host, Rush Limbaugh was detained for three hours on Monday at Palm Beach International Airport for having someone else's bottle of Viagra. According to Custom's officials the bottle label was prescribed from one physician to another doctor."This is a conspiracy by the Liberal based media and the Liberal based Custom's officials," bemoaned a beet red Rush on his talk show today. "Why would they change that darn label? Besides, I don't have an erection problem. Look folks, I get hard whenever I look at myself in the mirror. Hell, I'm hard right now."
The Viagra was confiscated by investigators and Limbaugh was released without a charge. Spokesperson Paul Miller for the Palm Beach county Sheriff's Office states that Rush might receive a second-degree misdemeanor violation. Last month, Rush reached a deal with prosecutors over illegally obtaining multiple painkiller prescriptions from multiple doctors.
"I'm not addicted to pain killers. I'm addicted to the sound of my own voice. Look folks, the Liberal Conspiracy runs deep on this one. They want me to stop, because they know I tell the truth," stated Rush Limbaugh on his 5/23/2006 broadcast. "It's an outrageous lie that we are all on drugs. These same people want you believe that George W. Bush was a cocaine addict. These are baseless lies! It was really just a harmless addiction to speedballs. Kids do it every day. Actually, I had one for breakfast."
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posted by Mike K at 6/27/2006
6 Comments:
We shouldn't have been surprised when Rush was caught in a Florida airport with illegally prescribed Viagra. He actually filmed a commercial endorsement several months ago that never aired. See it here now for the first time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8eKe1iJGPE
I just miss the commercials with Raffy Palmeiro that would always seem to end with him batting when they returned to the game. Guess that's what a bad reputation for a little steroids will do to ya.
FYI...
Rafael Palmeiro used to be a spokesman for Viagra
gross dude...the thought of him in any aspect below the belt freaks me out...bleh
I think the liberals are just jealous that Rush is getting some. I mean the last affair a Kennedy had ended in the death of Ms. Monroe.
ew budd....and yes, I meant to tell you, of course I read the origin series.
nice picture of my son's hand ya got there ;-)
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