Stupid Gifts for Drunks / Anti-Consumerism

Nothing says you are a drunk like an official Life is Crap Coffee mug with a picture of a beer mug on it. Don't like the stupid mug? How about a zanny Life is Crap T-shirt? Don't like the shirt? How about something else at the Life is Crap Store?

Do you get the feeling we are trying to get you to buy over priced crap you don't need? If so, don't buy anything. Only weirdos and freaks buy this stuff anyways. Consumerism is the root of all evil. It is best to be like me and only buy the essentials: cherry flavored pez, fruit rollups, ovaltine, and adult diapers. Think I shop at high priced stores like Old Navy? Think again. I'm all about getting my Wrangler jeans at K-mart. Even Target is too high class for my style with their saucy shirts and outrageous boxer shorts. Those clothes are made by Communist children anyways; earning a buck and a quarter an hour. On second thought screw K-mart, you are best off visiting a thrift store and scoring a sweet deal on a pit stained wife beater, and a brown polyester leisure suit with a gravy stain. At least you are getting a quality 1970's vintage American made product.

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* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * Life is Crap * polyester
* American made * Zazzle * Drunk * Drinking * Beer * vintage * leisure suit * Wrangler * K-Mart
* Old Navy * thrift store * freak * Target * Consumer * weird * t-shirt * coffee * mug * ovaltine
* Communist * pit stain * crap * thecrapspot