Relax geriatrics, weirdos, and self professed rock historians; Keith Richards is ok. He has diagnosed himself as perfectly semi-normal after his jet ski, coconut, palm tree incident."Tree big. Jet Ski yup. Glammer twins away," squealed Keith Richards with a twinkle in his eye.
"It was only a minor concussion," said Auckland Ascot Hospital Brain Surgeon Louis McDonald. "He's talking it up with his pals in NYC. I tried listening, but it made no sense whatsoever. He looks happy though."
Not everyone is taking the news lightly including daughters Theodora and Alexandra.
"My dad is always falling and hitting his head. I think he is slowly killing himself," said Theodora with tears in her eyes. "I remember the ladder incident of '98 in Connecticut. Ummm... Ladder."
"He never listens to us. I told him to stop baking in the sun. He looks like a freaking California raisin," stated Alexandra.
Employees of Auckland Ascot Hospital are happy to see the rock legend leave.
"Was it really necessary for him to trash his hospital room? Seriously," said Maggie White. "Why did he toss the bed out the window?"
"Yeah. He didn't have the decency to give me sloppy seconds on the groupies," said John Hickle. "Keith is one selfish self absorbed rock star."
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