NJ: A State Without a Slogan

Help! New Jersey lost it's slogan. There was much fanfare about the new slogan, "Come See For Yourself, but now it's gone due to several lawsuit threats. It appears that there other states, which are more worth seeing. Maybe now the other slogan choices will be considered:

No Gardens Here
Interesting Smells
Political Corruption and More
Whatcha going to do about it?
Is there a problem here?
Land of Bruce
Pay the damn toll already!
Go f*ck yourself!
Bon Jovi's Playground
Have a Crappy Day!
We tax your taxes!
We got enough trash already!
The land between cooler and better states.
Send us your next paycheck.
Insert joke here.
Crumbling Boardwalks and Whores!
Get the f*ck out of my state!
Capisci?
Welcome! Now get the f*ck out of my way!
That's gonna cost you!
Land of High Car Insurance Rates
The Trash State
Depressing, isn't it?
Where the poor serve the rich
We'll sue you!
Leave while you can!
Our Beaches are Free to Look at!
Ugly, Smelly, Rude, and Expensive!
Land of bad drivers
It sucks.

Tags:
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * New Jersey * slogan
* Garden State * Come See For Yourself * govenor * lawsuit * corruption * tolls * Bon Jovi
* Bruce Springsteen * Corzine * Codey * NJ