Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Umar Yaman Needs our Help!!!!

I am a sucker for a good old fashioned internet scams. To think Umar contacted me at thecrapspot@yahoo.com makes it even more likely that this is not a hoax. Sheeya right! First off he assumes that Americans read current events. We don't. I only know of the genoicide in Sudan, because of NPR. Most Americans including our president don't even know what continent Sudan is located on. Umar also assumes that we would want to help. We don't. We are a lazy nation who believes in eternal warfare, NASCAR, American Idol, and celebrities. We are much too busy to worry about genoicide unless it is a country, which also has oil. Hello? Priorities! Anyways, I'm sure one of you fine readers want to help him by giving out your credit information. Here's the original letter coming from umar010y@yahoo.co.uk . That's odd, it came from England! Imagine that!

Good day !
I pray to God that this message reaches you in good health.I am making
this contact with you based on trust and confidence irrespective of the
fact that we have not meet before and due to nature of the situation i
found myself as a victim of Sudan political crises in my country which
involved lost of my parent during the war between the government and
rebel leader
(John Garang) who died in a plane crash after 21 days of his sworn in
as the first vice president.
My name is Umar Yaman,from southern part of sudan.My late father Capt.
Ausman Yaman was a bodyguard to the Rebel leader (John Garang).My
father was murdered in cold blood latelast year 2004,while my mother died
during the bombing of our village,Rahad Kabolong in western sudanese
state of north Darfur.
Iam contacting you based on a pitiable situation in which I found
myself today.
Please find a way to help me out and I will remain grateful.
There is an information I would like you to keep very
confidential.There is sum amount of money my late father deposited in a finance company
for safe keeping before his death on the battle field by the Sudanese
Millitary force.
The squable happened as over the issue of mineral and allocation
resource of diamond using his influence as opportunity to smuggle diamond to
the neighbouring countries in exchange for money and other valuable
assets. Presently,the money is $6.700.000 MilllionU.S.Dollars.

I need your assistance for the withdrawal of the safe box and also
transfer the money to your position for partnership investment in your
country under your care.My father registered the beneficiary of the
consignment with my name as his next of kin.The deposit documents are with me.
What I would want you to do,is to assist me to get the funds withdrawn
from the finance company,have the same transfered to your position with
your name and thereafter offer you 20% from the total sum as your
rewards for assisting me.
Please there is no risk in this transaction.I will use the remain
balance of the money for an investiment in your country for the future of my
family.If you are intrested,and can maintain the very confidentiality
of this transaction,you e-mail me immediately for the withdrawal of the
fund.
The Sudan government through it's various agents has confisticated all
my late father known properties since his death.Go through bellow
website to find more details of what my country have passed through.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2134220.stm
Please reply immediately you receive this mail for further discussion
to enable me nominate you and for you to be able to establish contact
with the finance company on how the money can be transfered to your
position once it leaves treasury department of the finance company.
Thanks for your anticipated understanding and co-operation.
Regards,
Umar Yaman

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