TV Psychic Contacted Orville Redenbacher Ghost

Long time Physic friend Madame Claudia had repeated contact with Orville Redenbacher’s ghost stated CNN anchor, Tony Harris in an interview with the semi-famous TV psychic. The séances began as an accident in October 1997 at a dinner party arranged by Esther Rolles the famous actress who played Good Times mother Florida Evans.

“When Esther told us that she had a crush on Orville, we all started laughing. That guy is so fugly. I used to think he was the brother of the KFC guy,” recounts Madame Claudia. “It was then we decided to contact the popcorn god.”

Orville did not appear at first. Perhaps it was the atmosphere or lack of salty snacks. A problem which was soon rectified when Madame Lydia suggested popping some “Pour Over Gourmet Movie Theater Popping Corn.”

“Then we heard a voice, which filled us all with fear. “It is I Orville, king of gourmet popping corn leading contributor of heart disease.” We were all scared. We never talked to someone dead before,” says Madame Claudia.

“Luckily Orville Redenbacher was a semi-friendly ghost who had a fondness for Steve Urkel and popcorn popping theory. Esther was enjoying every minute spent with Orville, laughing at all his cheesy joke and cherishing his company. Madame Lydia and I couldn’t stand him, he was so 1970s,” stated Madame Claudia.

Orville refused to leave, a problem which threatened Esther’s relationship with the other psychic friends.

“We couldn’t go over there anymore. It was disgusting, empty bags of microwave popcorn everywhere, Family Matters on continuous loop. Esther was eating popcorn like fiend night and day and chatting it up with that creepy ghost that she loved. I swear that Orville had red eyes, which could penetrate into the very depths of your soul. I was scared for my life,” says Madame Claudia.

The psychic friends tried on multiple occasions to intervene, but it was hopeless. Esther Rolles was addicted to the spirit and his popcorn. It was only a matter of time until the inevitable.

“Esther’s funeral was tragic. Here was this saint of psychics, thespian who played Florida Evans, killed by her dead lover from beyond the grave. We couldn’t do anything to save her. She was destined to perish,” stated Madame Claudia with tears in her eyes.

The ghost of Orville Redenbacher disappeared after that, although he is rumored to walk through the halls of the Redenbacher factory inspecting kernels at night. That is why Redenbacher brand gourmet popcorn pops better than other leading brands. Shares of Redenbacher stock jumped 1.74% upon the CNN report.

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