Well, that's it. I've decided to quit smoking. See, Donald Trump just yelled at me through to TV to stop smoking. And he told me I might actually need my lungs someday - I had never thought of it that way before. But it's really the fear of having him appear on my TV again that has forced me to quit. I could never face him again as a smoker. I'm sorry Donald, I've failed you.
Who knew Donald Trump was friends with the homeless singer from The Spin Doctors. I never could figure out why The Spin Doctors didn't move into an alley in DC and sing hilarious political ditties a la Mark Russell or The Capital Steps. Imagine the possibilities - One, Two justices to fill now. Just go ahead now. Just two justices before us, for a whole lifetime.
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* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * Donald Trump * smoking * TV
* television * Spin Doctors * Mark Russell * Tobacco * Washington DC
Hey doesn't Shaggy from the Spin Doctor's smoke a pack and a half a day? It's weird though... the Trump and his kids do not smoke, drink, or do any drugs. My theory is that they are all robots.
ReplyDeleteyes they are robots. smoke. you only live once. life is short even if you live to be 100.
ReplyDelete-God.
(if you do quit, don't do it for trump. His name rhymes with Chump)