Rush Limbaugh to Win Biggest Wuss Award

Rush Limbaugh, long time conservative AM Talk Radio Host is slated to win the the Biggest Wuss Award at the "Wussies" for the third year in a row. The award is handed out annually to the biggest wimp.

"This is a liberal conspiracy to defame the truth. I will take this award and throw back in the liberal media's face," shouted Limbaugh in a recent phone interview.

"Rush lives in fantasy land where he is constantly being pursued by unpatriotic liberals," states Dr. Phil Long, Rush's long time personal psychologist. "It's been good for my practice, but awful for the American people who are barraged by false allegations and nonsensical conspiracy theories. As far as being a wuss, the guy worships a vice president who is afraid of the dark and a president who fears the media and average Americans."

"We chose Rush, because he's a bully who has no credibility whatsoever. He wants people to believe that he is a smart, tough, sophisticated and no nonsense guy when in reality he is the biggest cry baby the world has ever known. The guy was such a coward that he got of military service for an ass pimple! Yet he continually rips apart people who served honorably! He continually complain that he is being persecuted yet he makes millions every year. It's safe to say that he probably will win again next year," said Treavor Holt a member of the Wuss Award Committee.

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