Friday, April 14, 2006

Mission accomplished: Katie Holmes Joins Crazy Cult

Mission Accomplished: Katie Holmes is now a Scientologist according to couch jumping enthusiast, Tom Cruise. Cruise sits down with Diane Sawyer tonight to dicuss his sanity, the muzzle he bought for his fiance, and his fondness for sour patch kids.

Sadly, his other half will not be appearing in the interview. For security purposes, Katie Holmes is presently being held in undisclosed location where she is forced to watch "Top Gun" and "Days of Thunder" for periods up to 20 hours a day. Tom has also instructed her to read L. Ron Hubbard's book, "Congratulations: You've Been Kidnapped by My Crazy Cult." Tom says that the former Dawson Creek star loves Scientology and now appreciates fine cinema.

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3 comments:

  1. jhbmw0074/15/2006 03:05:00 AM

    TomKat bobblehead on eBay-
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  2. Mike K4/17/2006 01:41:00 PM

    That is awesome. You guys have to check it out.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6272004982

    Thanks jhbmw007 for the link.

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  3. Anonymous4/26/2006 05:59:00 PM

    I think I am going to join scientology to see what they are doing back there...then take notes and post the shit.

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