Mission accomplished: Katie Holmes Joins Crazy Cult
Mission Accomplished: Katie Holmes is now a Scientologist according to couch jumping enthusiast, Tom Cruise. Cruise sits down with Diane Sawyer tonight to dicuss his sanity, the muzzle he bought for his fiance, and his fondness for sour patch kids.Sadly, his other half will not be appearing in the interview. For security purposes, Katie Holmes is presently being held in undisclosed location where she is forced to watch "Top Gun" and "Days of Thunder" for periods up to 20 hours a day. Tom has also instructed her to read L. Ron Hubbard's book, "Congratulations: You've Been Kidnapped by My Crazy Cult." Tom says that the former Dawson Creek star loves Scientology and now appreciates fine cinema.
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* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * Tom Cruise * Katie Holmes
* hollywood * actor * actress * stars * Diane Sawyer * ABC * news * celebrity * Scientology
* Scientologist * cult * religion * insane
posted by Mike K at 4/14/2006
3 Comments:
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I think I am going to join scientology to see what they are doing back there...then take notes and post the shit.
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