Missing Corey Haim Film (Universal Groove)

When is Sandeep Panesar going to release Universal Groove? The fate of the Corey Haim universe is in his hands. I can’t wait a second more for this movie; it has already taken more than 8 years! It won’t even be relatable to the rave scene by the time it comes out. I don’t want a Corey time capsule; I want something relevant, damnit.

Remember the good old days when Feldman and Haim’s faces were plastered across all the teen rags like Bop and Teen Beat. When a quarter would buy you enough of pixie sticks to make your brain bleed? And the music was so you know that it made Frankie Goes to Hollywood look straight. Yeah… That is what a new Corey Haim film would bring back. The good old days!

Now the Universal Groove Blog has not been updated since 2/13/2006, which makes me wonder if Panesar is dead, missing, or addicted to crack. All three scenarios are likely when a Corey is involved. Sandeep, if you are reading this, for the love of God release this magnificent work of art to the public. I implore you, don’t be a selfish Corey whore like my sister who used to keep his poster hidden deep in her closet. I knew it was there, and I didn’t like it. Catch my drift, bud?

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