The James Buchanan Corner

Holla what!

Yo, Jimmy back afta a crazy ass weekend. See, up in this hizzouse the last few days are one non-stop pajama jammy jam. My brotha JC know how to party til the break a break a dawn. And that cracka don't party no harda dan on da celebratin' of his resurrectin'. Dude be off the hook doin' keg stands and bong hits like he be rushin a fraternity. And the bumpin' and grindin' - hell, I aint' party this hard since I be electin' president of the USA bitches.

Only problem is my head be hurtin' and I don't wanna leave my crib. I gots me some Tecmo Bowl on the big screen and some Scarface and Godfather when I tire of the madness. All this free time got me thinkin' about makin' a comeback. But as LL said, don't call it a comeback y'all punk ass bitches. Me be contemplatin' droppin' a hella big beat down onta the planet Earth. I be rollin' down to Penn Ave and showin' that cracka ass white boy how we used to roll in the Five-eights. That fool could use a swift kick in the ass and I have a foot that could fit. So until I get clearance from the Big JC or the Big Guy himself, that fool be safe in his crib. But as soon I be allowed access to a angel, I be back on Earth creating havoc just like the old days. I just hope The Honest One aint' around to kick my ass when I'm finished. Me and him definitely aint' boys - I can't get him to shut up about savin' the country from my rampage.

But enough's enough homeboys. It's time to roll a fat one for the road in case the call comes in. Peace Out!!!

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