Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Is this Compassionate Conservatism?

Bush is definitely a uniter. Most of the country 62% is united against him and his crazy policies, which benefit only the super rich. I often wonder why so many Americans voted for this horse's ass in the first place. Here's the short list of what Bush and his party are for and against. Help me add the missing pieces.

Republicans are for the following:
  • High Gas Prices
  • High Unemployment Rate
  • Government Corruption
  • Bankrupting the Treasury
  • Treason
  • Illegal War
  • Erosion of Civil Rights
  • Tax Cuts for millionaires
  • Destruction of the Middle Class
  • Outsourcing
  • Big Business Legislation
  • Crimes Against Humanity
  • Corporate Handouts
  • War Profiteering
  • Undiplomatic Foreign Policy
  • Cronyism
  • Lobbyist
  • Illegal Wiretapping
  • Torture
  • Poverty
  • Al Qaeda (Osama hasn't been caught yet people!!!)
  • Dishonesty (Lie, Steal, Cheat)
  • Outing CIA agents
  • Big Oil
  • Failure
  • Walmart
  • Merging of Church and State
  • Christian Conservatives
Republicans are against the following:
  • Social Security
  • Congressional Oversight
  • Health Care for Most Americans
  • Welfare of the Average American
  • Welfare of Poor Americans
  • Manufacturing
  • Engineering
  • Established Law
  • Lawyers
  • Education
  • Immigration
  • National Security
  • Environmentalism
  • Intellectuals
  • Geneva Conventions
  • United Nations
  • Human Rights
  • United States Armed Forces
  • Checks and Balances
  • Congress
  • Democrats
  • Honest and Principled People
  • CIA
  • Scientists
  • Seperation of Church and State
  • Women's Rights
  • Abortion
  • Athesists
  • Anyone who doesn't agree with him
So remember kids if you want more of the same, then vote Republican this fall!

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