Many celebrities in Hollywood carry health insurance. The process is pretty straightforward: fill out the required forms, take a physical, and if your credit is good, bingo you got insurance. Johnny Knoxsville is having an unusually hard time.“I don’t get it man. This is supposed to be routine. What’s with the hang-ups and special treatment? This royally sucks,” grumbled the Jackass star.
Met Life insurance claims adjuster, Anthony Thomas states, “I don’t think that it is Knoxsville’s best interest to be on our premium plan. I saw last week’s episode of Jackass. He almost died! That is why we created the Jackass plan, which reads as follows: In the event of serious injury, Johnny’s deductible will be equal to his Maui home, the proceeds to his last three films, and his Hummer.”
Naturally, Knoxsville is not enthused about the recent development. “I can always get insured by Blue Cross Blue Shield. Their deductible equals the royalties from Season 1 of Jackass plus my first film,” sighed Knoxsville.
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The only thing higher than the deductible on the Jackass plan is the deductible on the Steve O plan.
ReplyDeleteMy friend Moira went to high school with Steve O - said he was crazy (I know, surprise surprise).
Hey he stole Eric Cartman's sunglasses.
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