The Five Greatest Movies Never Made

There are has been many amazing movies created in the history of moviedom, but what intrigues me the most are the ones that were never completed or sit on the shelf collecting dust. Join us now while we explore the best of what remains unreleased.

1. Earnest the Pirate: Many of us are still reeling from the other fine Earnest films such as Earnest Goes to Camp, Earnest Saves Christmas, Earnest Goes to Splash Mountain, Earnest Goes to Jail, Earnest Scared Stupid, Earnest Rides Again, Earnest Goes to School, Earnest Goes to Africa, and Earnest in the Army to remember this uncompleted gem. Rumor has it that Director John R. Cherry III is still trying to complete Earnest's final movie by splicing in footage from other Earnest films. This has proven to be an impossible task, because there is little footage of Earnest in Pirate gear. MIT is desperately trying to solve this problem by creating a Virtual Earnest using the latest in CGI technology. I hope they are successful.
2. Universal Groove: Corey Haim's undisputed masterpiece still remains in the clutches of director Sandeep Panesar. Rumor has it that Sandeep has gone mad with Corey power and is trying to rock out harder than the formal teen beat heartthrob. Will he survive? Will he come to senses and release the damn thing? Who knows?
   
3. Police Academy 0 (Carey Mahoney the Early Years): I am not sure if this prequel is ever going to be created. The script remains unfinished and there is arguably no actor who can bring as much pose, sophistication, and charm as Steve Guttenberg brought to the original character. Believe me, they tried many times to find a look-a-like only to perish in their quest. Sadly the world must wait for this film.
   
4. The Legend of Q*bert: I saw a rough short of a CGI Q*bert years a go. It kind of sucked worse than that CGI Garfield movie. That being said, there is no reason to doubt that the CGI Q*bert would be the best arcade movie character of all time. The film would explain Q*bert's humble origins along with his difficult preteen years battling pineapples and snakes in the school yard. What more can you ask for?
5. Super Mario Brothers 3 the Movie: Super Mario Brothers 3 was a great video game. Why isn't there a movie based on it? Think about it or don't. I don't care, I think it would be a great movie. Much better than the Super Mario Brothers 1 movie. That story line was so lame.

Tags:
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * hollywood * celebrity
* celebrities * actor * actress * video games * Super Mario Brothers * Universal Groove
* Corey Haim * Jim Varney * Earnest * Q*bert * Police Academy * Nintendo * Atari * Sega * movie * prequel
* CGI * Steve Guttenberg * Earnest the Pirate * Earnest Goes to Camp * John R. Cherry * MIT