Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: CD Burning

Hello everyone,
I'm Dr. Bunsen Honeydew of Muppet Labs Inc. guest reporting for Life is Crap.

I get a lot of mail. Most of it comes from the Bush administration who values my outstanding credentials. For those in the unknown I was in the top 75% of my graduating class from the University of Canton. It's a pretty prestigious correspondence school located in the backwoods of Kentucky or so I'm told. I never stepped foot in the place! Anyways,
This week's letter comes from Alex White in Sandusky, OH.

Dear Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,
How do I burn CDs?
Sincerely,
Alex White (Sandusky, OH)

Alex, I'm glad you asked. A lot of people don't know this, but Muppet Labs Inc. has been involved in many successful high tech projects. Isn't that right Beaker?

Memememeeeme

OK well that didn't work out too well, but the USA government bought it anyways. It appears to be somewhat working. You don't see anyone turning into cows, do you?

Memmememe

Really? Well, that could be an isolated incident. Let’s continue on. For this experiment you will need a Microsoft Windows XP PC, Nero, and some blank CDs. Wow! Really? Beaker can we trust these internet directions?

Mememem

Yes, but Scientologists have brainwashed a lot of people; not just Katie Holmes. Hmmm... I better put on my safety glasses.

Memmeme

Now Beaker, you must earn your glasses! Ok. I got my glasses on. Beaker can you please turn on the computer.

Mem

Ok, now we must install Nero. Let's see... I'm not sure how you do this, so we'll just skip this step. It can't be that important to the process anyways.

Mmem

Heh... Beaker you always know how to make me smile. Chuck Norris? Sheesh! Beaker please put this CD inside the CD tray.

Memmemem

Hmmm.... nothing is happening here. These directions are awful! We all learned a valuable lesson: Never trust the internet! We're going to do this my way. Beaker hold up the CD.

Mememem

No, a little bit higher. Good. Like that. Let's see here.... Where is my blow torch?
Memmeme

Beaker don't get nervous. I'm a leading researcher at Muppet Labs Inc. What could possibly happen? Ok. I got it. Ummm... Yeah! There's the flame. Hold still Beaker!

Mmemem aaaaH! aaaaH!!!! aaaaaaH!

Beaker? Beaker?

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It can't be that bad. It's just your hair! It will grow back. Oh wait... Hmmm... well modern science can fix that too. I think. Hmmm... Maybe not. Anyways, join us next week when we run some experiments on mad cow disease.

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* Katie Holmes * Tom Cruise * Scientology * Scientologist * Chuck Norris * Microsoft