Def Leopard Promises New Sound for Next Album

Trying a new sound? Don’t tell me they got a drummer with two arms! Poor Rick Allen! Maybe there will be only one vocal track instead of the present 24. Man that would suck. I like having a wall of Joe Elliot vocals coming at me. Rocket, Hysteria, Armageddon It, Love Bites (I totally lost my virginity to that one.), Animal, Photograph, and Pour Some Sugar on Me were great songs. Why? They follow a formula. A formula that Def Leopard invented, man! And now they are changing it? This blows! I can’t believe their stupidity. I mean come on…

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