Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Crackhead says: Fry Guys are in McDonaldland Prison

I have not met a Fry Guy I didn't like. That's a fact! These little happy meal eating freaks of nature know how to roller skate into my heart.

As a kid I used to think that adult fry guys worked at car washes. They would descend from the sky like a fallen angels to wipe the suds off daddy's car. It wasn't until years later when I realized that I caught too many wiffs off my mama's crack pipe.

Anyways, I have not seen too many fry guy commericials lately, which leads me to believe that they are being held without bail at McDonaldland prison for posing as imposter shubbery. That Mayor McCheese has some whacked out laws, man!

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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous4/04/2006 01:46:00 PM

    They are going to have trouble hanging on to that soap at shower time ;-D

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  2. Tom G4/04/2006 02:41:00 PM

    McDonaldland sounds like such a dangerous place. I betcha Iraq is a safer place to vacation.

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