Chipmunks: Dave Stole From Us!

The music industry has been shaken up by a Chipmunk's allegations that long time manager and father figure David Seville has been stealing from the super group.

"All work on the new record will cease until Dave pays us our fair share," stated Alvin Seville at a recent press conference.

"Alvin! What are you doing? Boys, please can we talk," said a voice in the crowd which incidentally belonged to a red faced Seville.

This has not been the first time that allegations against Seville were made. Last year PETA issued a statement proclaiming that Seville's treatment of the genus Tamias critters was unfair and unethical.

"We must release Alvin, Simon, and Theodore back in the wild where they belong. It is not natural for our furry friends to be touring the world and singing lackluster material to millions of adoring fans, " said PETA spokesperson Paul Jaztel.

The boys supported David in that attack proclaiming that PETA was the one being unethical and unfair.

"We don't want to live in the wild," whimpered Theodore. "It's scary, cold, and dangerous!"

"They don't know what they are talking about," yelled Alvin. "We are not ordinary woodland creatures. We got fans, fame, and snappy muu muus."

"PETA works great for uncivilized beasts, but we evolved. Besides Dave is an OK guy," said Simon.

The PETA affair caused only a minor stir compared to the latest Chipmunk allegations, which are splashed on every Hollywood rag in the country.

"I gave them everything: a home, food, beds, bicycles, a tree house, and musical instruments," bemoaned David in Vanity Fair. "What else do they need? These guys need me to manage their money, otherwise they would just blow it all on stupid stuff like Michael Jackson.

Simon and Theodore have been relatively quiet on the matter and only offered a few statements in private.

"I'm tired of getting involved in these matters," said Simon. "It's not worth it. Let Alvin and Dave settle it through the court system."

"I'm hungry, Simon," cried Theodore sucking on his thumb.

"We just ate a half hour ago Theodore," exclaimed Simon.

"Anyways, I'm just pretending to support Alvin so that he doesn't get mad at me. He's such a bully sometimes," said Simon.

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