Snap into a Bush mate Today The Bushwackers announced they were coming out of retirement at a press conference from inside a Waffle House along I-75 near Knoxville, TN. Stating their intentions to clean up the mess Bush has created across the country, the Aussie duo then head butted each other and clotheslined 2 reporters.
"Right mate. We began this diggerydoo back in '88 when Dubya was still drooling inside a kangaroo's pouch. We boomeranged that bloke's daddy out of office in '92 while climbing up the WWf ladder."
"Mean Gene, back in '92 we thought our job was done. After reaching the pinnacle of the wrestling world while helping drive a Bush out of office, there was really nothing more left for The Bushwackers. So we headed back to The Outback and wrestled crocs for wheel barrels full of Fosters. Who would have expected the idiot son of an awful president to also become president?"
So The Bushwackers are back to continue their battle against the Bush family (good vs evil?). What they lack in skills or youth they make up for with wisdom and sneakiness. If a Bush ever approaches, I guarantee a metal chair will be carefully nearby, slightly hidden for the moment they least expect it. And after 3 months of working out, The Bushwackers are close to their wrestling physique (they were out of contact in The Outback until Crocodile Dundee Jr sought them out to fight Bush).
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* comedy * humor * funny * silly * politics * president * george bush * republican * democrat
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* wrestling * Bushwackers * 80 * slim jim * retirement * Knoxville * Aussie * Outback * Fosters
* Crocodile Dundee * Mean Gene
Thank God for the Australians! They are a-ok in my book.
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