4 Pet Hippos Dead
Today I discovered by 4 pet hippos dead in my closet. It's been 20 some years since I last checked on them, so I shouldn't be surprised. Still, you're never prepared when your hungry hungry hippos pass. The wake will occur tomorrow from 8-4 in my condo and the service will be Wednesday at 10. After the service, they will be buried in my backyard. I apologize whole-heartedly and would appreciate it if no one pressed charges.
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* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * toys * hungry hungry hippos
* games * condo * funeral * mourn * died * death * hippo * hasbro * 80s * 70s
posted by Tom G at 4/17/2006
2 Comments:
wow, creepy, seriously, not making this up...went in the game closet and my hungry hippos were dead too. Had em since I was a kid. I will be sad...don't want to replace them, but I probably will.
Creepy. Maybe ours committed suicide because this generation doesn't know who they are.
Your hippos are safe with me..we didn't have that game up here and now we do, so get on with the wake.
-God, The Creator of Heaven and Earth, of all hungry hippos, seen and unseen (for 20 years).
I hope it brings you two peace to know I will really enjoy feeding your hippos. Thank Noah, he brought em on the boat. Said they were easy because they eat marbles.
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