Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Global Warming Fact or Fiction

Hello everyone,
This is Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, reporting. Today’s topic is global warming. Two weeks ago, the Bush administration called me up to investigate this issue. They mailed me a form I had to sign stating: “I Dr. Bunsen Honeydew of Muppet Labs Inc. do not sanction research into global warming.” I happily signed to get my free McDonalds coupons. Beaker loves McDonalds, right Beaker?

Memmememmeeme.

That’s right, Beaker, McDonalds has reduced the number of known carcinogens in their hamburgers to 38. Down from a record high of 44! Anyways, in the name of all things science we decided to create an experiment to test global warming.

Mememe (pant) (pant)

Yes, Beaker thank you. Please be careful with that, it is a very special machine. Arguably worth more than your life! What we have here is an industrial strength pollution machine similar to the yearly output of an electrical plant operating on coal. Next to it is a polar ice cap.

Memmememe.

Safety glasses? Thanks Beaker. There’s only one pair so it is best that I wear them.

(sigh)

Now, now Beaker after all what kind of role model would I be? Beaker, please plug in the machine.

Mememe. Arghhhh! Memem! Ahhh!

Beaker? Beaker? Dreadful, dreadful turn of events everyone. I think Beaker… Beaker? I think Beaker might be dead. Anyways based on this experiment, I think that global warming might be real. Perhaps I was purposely misled. Oh well, I guess I have all those McDonald’s coupons. Ooooh… 2 big Macs for the price of one.

Mememe

Thank Heavens, you are alright. Beaker lets hit the arches, I’ll let you choose 2 items off the dollar menu today!

Mememe (sigh)

For more information on global warming see the wikipedia article.

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