Thursday, February 16, 2006

Mullet Madness

Duranullet: 80's cool

Once a prominent fixture in high class society, the mullet has been forced into seclusion as of late. Rest assured, sightings are still possible. Amusements parks, NASCAR races, rock concerts, trailer parks, strip joints, run down bars, and trashy beaches are all prime breading grounds. The fine folks at MulletJunky, display the hard work of hundreds of mullet hunters, who spend countless hours hunting the near-extinct breed. Guides are posted on what constitutes a mullet as well as hunting tactics and varieties: classic, child, femullet, rat tail, skullet, mullatino, and albino.

I think MulletJunky does a fantastic job of raising mullet awareness and discussing the issues facing today's mullet. I never stopped to think that a child with a rat tail would be excluded by other children with more socially accepted hair styles. These children need our support. The next time you see a child sporting a mullet or rat tail, let them know with a genuine grin and a thumbs up, that you think their hairstyle rocks the house. Together we can ensure that future generations of mullets will flourish in peace and social acceptance.

The healthy rat tail of a friendless child.

Femullet worn by a woman who ain't afraid to kick your ass.


Blogger Tessa said...


2/18/2006 02:28:00 AM  
Blogger Mike K said...

Yeah I know, but it is kind of awesome.

2/21/2006 02:15:00 PM  

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