Rush Limbaugh the Drug User
Red America's favorite drug user and radio persona, Rush Limbaugh will have to undergo random drug exams and lose his gun rights, states the Associated Press. Rush claims he was just supporting the pharmaceutical companies and it was the American thing to do."Someone has got to do it," said Rush. "I love America. I love painkillers."
Many critics claim that Rush had it coming to him. At one point in time it was reported that Rush received up to 2,000 painkillers in six months, a statistic Rush is quick to refute.
"The liberal media has it all wrong. I consumed way more than 2,000 painkillers in six months. I really should be dead," said Rush while being completely enamored by his reflection in a nearby mirror.
"No wonder why I never stay married," mused Rush. "I'm just way too sexy for any one woman. Quick, send in some male, err... female hookers," demanded a flustered Rush.
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* drug user * drug abuse * painkiller * drug test * radio commentator
posted by Mike K at 5/01/2006
3 Comments:
he's so bizarre...hasn't he had run-ins like this in the past??
--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com
Yeah. It should be enough to ruin his career. His audience must be very forgiving.
well, Clinton's audience was very forgiving. I am glad he is a drug addict. It makes him seem human even though I know he is a robot.
A very scary ugly robot. Isn't he deaf now too? Even the Jetsons would have traded in Rosie if she were doing this poor of a job.
I hate being a hypocrite. I never listened to the dude. I've had my own addictions. Then again, I don't preach or hold public office. Both parties disgust me right now.
-Melanie
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