McDonald's Birdie the Early Bird Must Die

I never liked Birdie the Early Bird. Since her lame introduction in 1980, when she fell out of the sky as an egg, I didn’t like her. She can’t fly, she’s a klutz, and she sets the women’s movement back by 30 years. If Mayor McCheese was an effective politician, he would have kicked her out of McDonaldland years ago. Instead, Mr. “I have a cheeseburger for a head what are you going to do about it” has decided to let her stay and stink up the joint. Then again, it is really Ronald's fault. He could have cracked that egg and made the biggest single egg omelet in McDonaldland history instead he showered it with love. God I hate fast food loving clowns with good intentions.
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