Monday, December 17, 2007

The End of Celine Dion?

Celine Dion is craptacular in all senses of world. Her career of destroying music epic. Her five year Vegas stint at Caesars horrific. Now that the carnage is over, we can collectively sigh in relief. Maybe not.

At least while her act was in Vegas, the damage was contained. Her fans descended on Vegas like maggots on rotten meat.

Celion Dion attractive? No... not really. She's kind of weird looking.

Now she's viral. Her suckatude can and will spread to other regions of the world. Super Celine fans are returning back to their place of origin taking their crappy musical tastes with them. To make matters worse, Celine is embarking on a world tour to promote a new album, entitled "Taking Chances."

My God, it will be awful. There will be a 60% increase in Celine requested songs on all radio stations. The new album will be blaring from mini-vans and mom SUVs throughout the world. These Dion fans have no mercy. "My Heart Will Go On," will be the death march of society.

So what's next for Vegas? Bette Midler. Could it get any worse? Probably. Theoretically Celine is just the poor woman's Barbra Streisand. Imagine what happens if the master comes out of retirement.

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Blogger crannyview said...

Celine Dion is an amazing singer, and obviously a lot of people agree, like the 200 million people who have bought her alubms!

She has the worlds best voice and her world tour is so far a huge success. In future keep your stupid comments to yourself

4/07/2008 04:20:00 PM  

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