Monday, February 12, 2007

Sexy Leads Team to Beer Pong Loss

Last night the Sexiest QB in the NFL, Mr Rex "Sexy" Grossman, continued his victory challenged ways. After dismissing the many requests to compete in beer pong, Sexy's competitive nature finally got the better of him. Suiting up with buddy J-Jar, Sexy's squad was immediately listed as 6 1/2 pt underdogs. But that didn't faze Sexy nearly as much as the enormous amounts of alcohol he consumed moments earlier. With J-Jar carrying the team, Sexy was unable to score. Down one with just one left on the table, Sexy managed to kock over the last remaining glass on his table. Onlookers claim they have never seen anyone make such a boneheaded play before.


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