Goofy Bot 5000 to Wed Vicki

After a Super Bowl winning performance, it has been revealed that the Goofy Bot 5000 will be wed to the Vicki unit (from "Small Wonder" fame) at a private ceremony in Indianapolis this weekend. Engineers expect the ceremony to last 20 minutes as they download the matrimony and fidelity software into the two robots. Guests are expected to include a Who's Who of celebrity robots, including Johnny 5, HAL, and that robot from Rocky IV (coincidently she's technically married to Paulie). Playing at the wedding will be the Chuck E Cheese animatronic band, opened ably by Styx who will play Killroy in its entirety.

Asked whether leading the Colts to a Super Bowl victory or marrying Vicki was a bigger thrill, Goofy Bot 500 responded, "Updates are ready for your computer. Click Yes to start now (Updates require restarting your computer)."