Michael Jackson Milks Japan

How much is 30 seconds of Michael Jackson face time worth? Answer: $3,300. What do you get? Dinner, an autograph, a picture, and perhaps felt up (Only if you are a male between ages 5 and 9). I guess that is a good deal if you live in Japan. Just the same there are still 80 tickets out of 300 still available.

Michael: Have you touched your child your child today? Can I touch your child?

Tags:
* comedy * humor * funny * silly * entertainment * pop culture * Michael Jackson * child molestor
* music industry * Japan * dinner * face time * tickets * stupid * worthless * who cares
* show biz